Grandfather jokes 3 jokes about grandfathers. A young boy and his grandfather went fishing one afternoon, after a couple of hours of fishing, the grandfather opened a can of beer , the grandson noticed and asked, "Grandpa, can I have a sip of your beer? A couple of more hours went by, and the grandfather lit a cigarette. Again the grandson noticed and asked, "Grandpa, can I have a cigarette"?
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W e were imaginatively brought-up children so of course we had a dressing-up box. Actually it was better than a box; it was a Gladstone bag of ancient leather. There were cowboy hats, holster belts, high heels and baby revolvers, a multi-tiered frou-frou petticoat and a terrible old floral skirt, handy for combining with a battered black hat. These were the real thing and, when worn by a small child, as big as motorcycle gauntlets: heavy, with furry backs and dark leather palms, perfect for terrifying me when worn with the remaining accessory, an old gas mask. The older brother who dictated all our games assured me the gloves had been made by Cowboy Grandpa, who had shot and skinned the bear himself. My one surviving grandparent, my maternal grandmother, was a powerful influence on my boyhood.
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Born in Kallstadt , in the Kingdom of Bavaria now in Rhineland-Palatinate , Germany , he emigrated to the United States at the age of 16 and started working as a barber. Several years later, in , he moved to the Northwest. He allegedly made his fortune by operating restaurants and brothels in Seattle and the mining town Monte Cristo , and brothels in the Klondike Gold Rush. Bavarian authorities accused him of emigrating when he was too young to avoid fulfilling his military service, so he lost his Bavarian citizenship; he and his family returned to the United States.
Grant Rehnberg, an artist from Seattle, Washington, has spoken about what his grandfather told him. He told me he would trade places with me if he could. He told me he loved me. Rehnberg is hoping to create a memorial art installation in honor of his grandfather through Indiegogo. Apologies to iOS and Safari users, but you may be unable to comment due to an ongoing issue with Facebook.